Code of Conduct
Welcome to Alpha Drive!
Our (Humorous) Code of Conduct:
Hygiene is Key:
Please remember that cars have noses too! Good personal hygiene makes for a smoother ride. Let's keep the air fresh for everyone.
Students Only in the Car:
Your lessons are VIP experiences! Only students and instructors allowed in the vehicle during lessons. Sorry, no room for hitchhikers or extra passengers.
Fully Coffeinated for the Road:
Start your engines with a caffeine kick! Make sure you're fully coffeinated before hitting the road. We don't want any sleepy drivers - let's keep those eyes wide open!
Don't Text and Drive - It's a Smash Hit!:
Your phone can wait. No texting, scrolling, or TikToking while behind the wheel. Let's keep our eyes on the road and our thumbs off the screen.
The Instructor is the Captain:
Remember, the instructor is the captain of this ship! Follow their lead, listen to their guidance, and let them steer you towards success.
Practice Makes Progress:
Drive like you mean it - even at home! Practice as much as possible between lessons. The more you practice, the smoother your skills will become. We believe in you!
Good Spirits Only:
Leave the bad vibes at home! Come to your lessons in good spirits and ready to learn. Positivity fuels progress!
Respect is the Fuel of the Road:
Treat everyone on the road with kindness and respect, including your instructor and yourself. We're all just trying to get from point A to point B safely.
Perfect is the Enemy of Good:
Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither are perfect drivers. Allow yourself to make mistakes - it's all part of the learning process. Embrace imperfection and keep moving forward!
"You Break It - You Buy It" Policy:
Treat the car like you would your grandmother's fine china - with care! Accidents happen, but remember, you break it, you buy it. Let's keep those bumper stickers where they belong.
Stay safe, stay smart, and let's hit the road with humor and heart!